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Tragedi MLM

Vimalan Arumugham

So this is going to be really long essay about MLM (Multi-Level Marketing).

I’m not referring to Insurance or Amway or Avon, this company has been there for decades and they have legitimate products and services. (I’m not doing any of this and please don’t approach me as my parents have a cupboard full of insurance policies for me and my siblings)

So, when my parents are approached by their friends or customers to come to their MLM business introductory talk, I become the scapegoat of the family.

“I will send my son, he will explain to me later” – My parents

This has been happening since I was 15, and as I got older, I started going for the sake of my friends. Well, these friends are the ones that you forgot they exist; you would have just met them at a school reunion. They will start being so caring and offer to bring you out for a tea and BOOM!! You will be in a room watching a man screaming and shouting as if he is constipated followed by cheering from the crowd for no reason as if they’re possessed.

If you have the guts, punch this friend who brings you to places like this without informing you earlier as I didn’t have the guts to do so. Pls!! If possible scream “HEBAAAT!!!!” Before landing your fist on their face. I’ve seen so many MLM companies, been to their talks and trust me, I’m dumb but I can draw their “Best Business Plan in the world” upside down or left to right and I can imitate them so perfectly. One common thing among this company is their blood sucking plan that promises you the perfect luxurious life if you bring more members.

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24 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - September 7, 2014 at 6:26 pm

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