Pertunjukan Bontot

 

SK Durai

 

The blog is purposely written in Bahasa Malaysia and it was written ‘rojak’ style.

Isu ini telah dibincangkan oleh banyak pihak, dan adalah antara isu yang paling hot kebelakangan ini. Isu tunjuk backside. Walaupun ini adalah isu yang amat sensitif, tapi nampaknya pihak berkuasa tidak sedar bahawa pertunjukan bontot adalah acara biasa dan telah dilakukan oleh beberapa bekas tentera sebelum ini.

Dibawah kita boleh melihat pertunjukan bontot yang dilakukan oleh bekas tentera di depan rumah Cik Ambiga. Sila perhatikan betul betul. Lihat berapa ramai orang tunjuk bontot. Walaubagaimanapun, pertunjukan bontot secara berkumpulan adalah tidak salah sama sekali!

Pertunjukan yang mantap

Malah, ia digalakkan untuk kesihatan badan. Read more…

3 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - September 6, 2012 at 7:58 am

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Jannal Vecha Jackets in Temples

 

Sivashangkari Genapathy

I’m titling this article as -Jannal Vecha Jackets in Temples.

Hope we learn something from here 😉

I’m dedicating this article especially to the most beautiful creatures in the world: women.I went to a temple last Friday and the scenes I saw in the temple; mind blowing I couldn’t believe my eyes. Temples seriously has turned out be a place to wash eyes (kannu kaluvurathu); a place to find a prospective new boy or girlfriend or to replace the old ones.

There was this group of four to five girls dressed as if they are on a fashion show with all their “Indian fashion week jackets”, and saree tied like Namitha (below the belly button). They were all hot chicks.

How can the bees miss the hot welcoming flowers right; a group of guys in the equal number was looking at the girls as if they have never seen a boobs or a belly button before. Who wouldn’t?? Even saints will get distracted. Read more…

33 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - August 22, 2012 at 5:36 am

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Open Letter to Nambikei

Nedumaran Elangovan

Dear Nambikei,

Greetings from a disgruntled Indian.

I do not know how to address you. I do not know how many of you are there.  I tried to find some information on your organizational hierarchy, but I am unable to do so.

A WHOIS[1] query done on your site has also not done much help, as your details have been hidden for reasons unknown. Why the secrecy? What are you hiding?

In your own words, you have said that “Nambikei is a news portal focused on reporting the facts and delivering the truth[2].” But by hiding your contact details, you look no better than a Nigerian 419 internet scammer. How can truth and facts be verified without its source being confirmed?

Adding on to that, by saying that you are a ‘news portal’, you are saying that you are bound by the ethics of journalism. The main ones being- truthfulness, accuracy, objectivity, impartiality, fairness and public accountability[3]. Read more…

7 comments - What do you think?  Posted by nedu - July 5, 2012 at 9:50 am

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GEMPAR ! MIC Mahu Tuhan Bantu Menang Election!!!

SK Durai

 

Penulis sedang melayan setin Carlsberg sambil melayari Facebook apabila terbaca satu artikel yang cukup menarik perhatian penulis. Setelah habis membaca berita tersebut, penulis ketawa terbahak-bahak kerana sekali lagi parti politik India terbesar di Malaysia(sendiri claim besar) telah membuktikan mereka memang bengap.

Sila baca petikan berita sensasi ini:

“PETALING JAYA: While almost all political parties in the country are scrambling to capture the hearts and minds of voters, MIC, the largest Indian-based political party, seems to be hoping for divine intervention to weather the coming general election.

The party intends to erect an altar in the president’s office at the MIC headquarters, and work is underway to construct a water fountain at the entrance of the building.“The water fountain is supposed to bring good luck… it is claimed that the flowing water is good ‘feng shui’. The altar is under the president’s (G Palanivel) orders. He is a religious man,” said a MIC leader,who declined to be named.”

Meanwhile, FMT learnt that several MIC leaders have also resorted to seeing “bomoh” or witch- doctors to ensure they are given seats to contest under the BN banner at the coming general election.

“Although I have not witnessed it, people tell me that some leaders are holding prayers and rituals secretly outside the headquarters at night in the hope of being named as a candidate,” said the leader.

“I have been in this party for a very long time and this is the first time I hear of leaders seeing bomoh. They have to work to win the hearts of the people instead of indulging in this,” he added.”

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1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - June 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm

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Panas! Indian Girls Exposed! Maire1 Exclusive (18 Tahun Keatas Sahaja)

 

Nedumaran Elangovan

“Macha, puthu Tamila pilleh video…sarrekke jokka irruke”.

Im sure, you guys that read this blog, have heard of this. Lots of you won’t admit it, but I am pretty darn sure that those with Bluetooth capable phones surely have had at least one blue clip featuring Indian girls.

I know this one girl, who used to be my junior in college. (My FB inbox is gonna blow with questions ‘yaaru bang anthe pilleh?’). She is a sweet, friendly and in her early twenties. The type of person, you can take home to meet mom. She had everything going well for her, until she met this guy, who managed to get into her heart. After a very public relationship, they broke up due to some differences.

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10 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - June 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm

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The Notorious Facebook Models

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4 comments - What do you think?  Posted by december - June 1, 2012 at 10:30 am

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15 comments - What do you think?  Posted by december - May 28, 2012 at 5:33 am

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GEMPAR – MIC Hunger Protest – 100000 Crowd!

 
 
by SK Durai

“PETALING JAYA: About 100 people are expected to stage a hunger strike tomorrow in Klang against the Selangor state government, accusing the latter of failing to address their grouses.

The hunger strike, which would commence from 11am till 5pm, would be spearheaded by the Klang Consumer Association supported by several former estate workers’ families from Bukit Raja.

MIC Youth chief T Mohan would be also be present to receive a memorandum from the protesters who would gather at Tengku Kelana.

Speaking to FMT, Mohan said the hunger strike was being staged as the Pakatan Rakyat state government had failed to answer several issues affecting the Indian community.”

Out of pure curiosity, I decided to go to Klang just to check out the above so called hunger protest. I reached Tengku Kelana around 12 pm and didn’t see anything unusual going on. Around 12.30 pm , some MIC members started using their loudhailers to try and attract the crowd. Unfortunately, nobody was really bothering them, and they looked like a complete joke making a fool of themselves.

Malaysian Indians main problem - No 'pintu gerbang' in Klang Little India

An information camp was set up nearby by MIC members, and I went close to the tents and started snapping some pictures. I seriously pity them, even the media was not there to do coverage. I saw some familiar MIC faces, and they immediately recognized me. I smiled at them, they did the same. MIC Youth leader, T. Mohan was also there. Read more…

4 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - May 20, 2012 at 9:36 am

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The Real Dogs of Malaysia

 
 

Vin Navinder Kumar

 

This is something very sensitive to me. It concerns innocent lives. It is about lives that cannot differentiate right from wrong. This is about the lives of dogs. If you read the Metro section of the Star (17 May 2012), it says there are a few dog breeds that are going to be banned. To the municipal hall, if you ever had brains. If you ever had common sense, you would probably know that dogs are highly protective of their owners. So, if a dog kills a civilian, it’s just being protective of its owner. It is up to the owner to have control of their dogs. Just because a few bastards couldn’t control their dogs, you are going to ban 7 species of dogs?

What kind of fucking logic is that? You should just make a new law whereby owners should be qualified to own those dog species. And then I read another case where the Municipal Hall had killed a few puppies. It’s sick of you people to kill animals like that. Damn all of you to hell for that. So, if some guy owns a Rottweiler he can control, are you people going to put it to sleep because it can be a potential threat to civilians? Please la weyh. Otak korang ok ke tak? Don’t kill dogs just because you hate them, bitches. Next time, if a dog kills a civilian, shoot the owner. Not the dogs. Read more…

5 comments - What do you think?  Posted by ragedindian - May 19, 2012 at 5:02 am

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Maire1 PSA for International Womens Day 2012

Nedumaran Elangovan

(I wanted to write something lighter this week as the gangster thing kinda turned into a monster and made myself and Durai as main targets for parang swinging form 2 kids. )

A close friend of mine commented on my FB that, “you are losing friends every day”. This was in reaction to my FB statuses that tend to be a bit blunt and makes people some people ‘sakit-hati’. In my defence, FB does ask you what you have in you mind right?

Have to admit, I do have alot of friends in FB, as I went to 4 different schools, lived in 5 different cities, attended 2 different colleges and worked at about 8 different places. 10 people or more from each place, suddenly I have more friends compared to the people I remember.Blau Bogen

Some of my friend do find my posts offensive, and yes, some have indeed unfriended me. With each friend you add and lose, you kinda get the whole idea of what people are actually doing in FB. You can generalize people to a lot of categories. For this entry we will be focusing on the macha’s on FB only.

As today happens to be International Ladies Day (admit it, if you didn’t have FB, you wouldn’t know), as a Public Service Announcement for our lovely ladies. I would like to highlight to the ladies, who should you avoid in FB.

Annoyance level is categorized by the general nuisance or “geram” this particular person causes you in your news feed.
Danger level, is categorized as the danger he might cause you if you get close. So here:
Maire1 PSA for International Womens Day 2012:Macha’s You Should Avoid!
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11 comments - What do you think?  Posted by nedu - May 13, 2012 at 9:02 am

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