Machas, Machis and Temples

Taranya Keeren

Navarathiri had just started and is going to end in a few days time. It’s been fun going to temple everyday and all but the main purpose I am writing this article is not about Navarathiri, but it’s actually about people’s behaviour in places of worship. As I have been visiting temples these past few days continuously I started noticing some things which we don’t pay much attention to on normal days. As this has been continuously happening it has caught my attention and I decided to write about it to create awareness amongst our people.

The first thing which really gets on my nerve is that I don’t understand why lots of people have the urge to talk when we are praying? Correct me if I am wrong but don’t we go to temples to pray instead of gossip? I have been experiencing this problem for quite some time. Why do people get the urge to talk right in front of the prayer place? I mean a lot of people are concentrating on praying and suddenly we can hear this buzz right next to our ears. I can hear all kinds of gossip about the saree an auntie in front of me is wearing or comments about the hairstyle of the girl standing behind me. PEOPLE! We don’t want comments about other people when we are praying( thank you very much). Auntie, akka and thangachie I don’t want to know the price of your saree. Uncle, anne and thambi I don’t want to know who won yesterday’s match. Please don’t get me wrong, I am not saying you shouldn’t gossip or talk in temple as it’s not my right but what I am saying is that you can always talk further away from the place of worship like in the temple hall or the general area where people are not praying or meditating. Let’s respect the rights of other please because everyone has the right to undisturbed prayers.

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Panduan mengenali Gay and Lesbian

SK Durai

Seperti biasa, penulis sedang membaca berita di dalam portal Malaysiakini, apabila melihat berita yang sungguh gempak giri giri. Daripada lebih kurang 196 negara di dunia ini, hanya Malaysia sahaja telah mengeluarkan satu guideline ataupun panduan yang luarbiasa bin ajaib, untuk mengenali gay and lesbian.

“Akhbar Sin Chew Daily menyebut, garis panduan itu diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Guru Malaysia Bhd, Majlis Rundingan Persatuan Ibubapa dan Guru Putrajaya yang mendapat sokongan Kementerian Pelajaran.”

Kita mungkin pernah lihat simptom untuk sesetengah jenis penyakit. Kalau seseorang mengalami sakit jiwa, dia mungkin menunjukkan simptom simptom tertentu. Tapi, dengan kebijaksanaan, kesungguhan dan kecanggihan teknologi 1Malaysia, akhirnya kita sudah boleh mengesan simptom simptom untuk gay dan lesbian.

Penulis amat berbangga la, sebab ini adalah satu pencapaian yang amat besar.

Mari kita teliti macam pulithi semua simptom ini:

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What’s happening to our Tamil school UPSR students?

Velmuruga Kalimuthu

I have been thinking about this topic for some time now and worried if I write this a lot of folks going to get pissed.  I’m not a writer; so writing about such a big issue is not my cup of tea but I won’t feel good if I don’t share this issue with others. With UPSR  just around the corner, here is something to read about our kids.

I was a Tamil school student from Penang and I’m very proud about that. In fact I have been flashing that ‘badge’ all my life. Lately a lot of issues are going on about Tamil school students who goes to secondary school after UPSR can’t keep up, falling behind in education, getting involved in social problems and finally joining some gang with coffin numbers.

First of all Indians are thinking twice to enroll students in SJKT because we think Tamil schools are second grade schools. Indians thinks that Tamil schools students are not getting good education, good facility, qualified teachers compared to SRK counterpart. Most of them fail to notice that SJKT students gets more A’s than SRK students in UPSR. So I’m not here to argue about Tamil school’s education quality.
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Pertunjukan Bontot

SK Durai

The blog is purposely written in Bahasa Malaysia and it was written ‘rojak’ style.

Isu ini telah dibincangkan oleh banyak pihak, dan adalah antara isu yang paling hot kebelakangan ini. Isu tunjuk backside. Walaupun ini adalah isu yang amat sensitif, tapi nampaknya pihak berkuasa tidak sedar bahawa pertunjukan bontot adalah acara biasa dan telah dilakukan oleh beberapa bekas tentera sebelum ini.

Dibawah kita boleh melihat pertunjukan bontot yang dilakukan oleh bekas tentera di depan rumah Cik Ambiga. Sila perhatikan betul betul. Lihat berapa ramai orang tunjuk bontot. Walaubagaimanapun, pertunjukan bontot secara berkumpulan adalah tidak salah sama sekali!

Pertunjukan yang mantap

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Jannal Vecha Jackets in Temples

Sivashangkari Genapathy

I’m titling this article as -Jannal Vecha Jackets in Temples.

Hope we learn something from here

I’m dedicating this article especially to the most beautiful creatures in the world: women.I went to a temple last Friday and the scenes I saw in the temple; mind blowing I couldn’t believe my eyes. Temples seriously has turned out be a place to wash eyes (kannu kaluvurathu); a place to find a prospective new boy or girlfriend or to replace the old ones.

There was this group of four to five girls dressed as if they are on a fashion show with all their “Indian fashion week jackets”, and saree tied like Namitha (below the belly button). They were all hot chicks.

How can the bees miss the hot welcoming flowers right; a group of guys in the equal number was looking at the girls as if they have never seen a boobs or a belly button before. Who wouldn’t?? Even saints will get distracted. Read more…

Open Letter to Nambikei

Nedumaran Elangovan

Dear Nambikei,

Greetings from a disgruntled Indian.

I do not know how to address you. I do not know how many of you are there.  I tried to find some information on your organizational hierarchy, but I am unable to do so.

A WHOIS[1] query done on your site has also not done much help, as your details have been hidden for reasons unknown. Why the secrecy? What are you hiding?

In your own words, you have said that “Nambikei is a news portal focused on reporting the facts and delivering the truth[2].” But by hiding your contact details, you look no better than a Nigerian 419 internet scammer. How can truth and facts be verified without its source being confirmed?

Adding on to that, by saying that you are a ‘news portal’, you are saying that you are bound by the ethics of journalism. The main ones being- truthfulness, accuracy, objectivity, impartiality, fairness and public accountability[3]. Read more…

GEMPAR ! MIC Mahu Tuhan Bantu Menang Election!!!

SK Durai

Penulis sedang melayan setin Carlsberg sambil melayari Facebook apabila terbaca satu artikel yang cukup menarik perhatian penulis. Setelah habis membaca berita tersebut, penulis ketawa terbahak-bahak kerana sekali lagi parti politik India terbesar di Malaysia(sendiri claim besar) telah membuktikan mereka memang bengap.

Sila baca petikan berita sensasi ini:

“PETALING JAYA: While almost all political parties in the country are scrambling to capture the hearts and minds of voters, MIC, the largest Indian-based political party, seems to be hoping for divine intervention to weather the coming general election.

The party intends to erect an altar in the president’s office at the MIC headquarters, and work is underway to construct a water fountain at the entrance of the building.“The water fountain is supposed to bring good luck… it is claimed that the flowing water is good ‘feng shui’. The altar is under the president’s (G Palanivel) orders. He is a religious man,” said a MIC leader,who declined to be named.”

Meanwhile, FMT learnt that several MIC leaders have also resorted to seeing “bomoh” or witch- doctors to ensure they are given seats to contest under the BN banner at the coming general election.

“Although I have not witnessed it, people tell me that some leaders are holding prayers and rituals secretly outside the headquarters at night in the hope of being named as a candidate,” said the leader.

“I have been in this party for a very long time and this is the first time I hear of leaders seeing bomoh. They have to work to win the hearts of the people instead of indulging in this,” he added.”

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Panas! Indian Girls Exposed! Maire1 Exclusive (18 Tahun Keatas Sahaja)

Nedumaran Elangovan

“Macha, puthu Tamila pilleh video…sarrekke jokka irruke”.

Im sure, you guys that read this blog, have heard of this. Lots of you won’t admit it, but I am pretty darn sure that those with Bluetooth capable phones surely have had at least one blue clip featuring Indian girls.

I know this one girl, who used to be my junior in college. (My FB inbox is gonna blow with questions ‘yaaru bang anthe pilleh?’). She is a sweet, friendly and in her early twenties. The type of person, you can take home to meet mom. She had everything going well for her, until she met this guy, who managed to get into her heart. After a very public relationship, they broke up due to some differences.

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The Notorious Facebook Models

 
 
Vinoth Madivanan

Follow me @___december 

WARNING: This post is straight up, and it will offend you, I will not be responsible for your emotions. Having said that, proceed to read at your own risk. Use sanitized napkins.

Social network has always been a powerful tool or a medium to connect people, your loved ones and random truck drivers across the country, or world. However, recently; well for a few years, I have been encountering this phenomena that I would like to call “The Facebook Models Disorder” . Lets get into details.

Beauty is subjective. I may find a girl who is dark skinned beautiful, but someone might find her looking  like air-cond compresser covered with sambar. So beauty is not a vital or crucial criteria for one to become a model. Read more…

How to make ur ex back

exgirl come back and
signs your ex girlfriend secretly wants you back after 5 months or
what to do to get my old boyfriend back to me.
Tips in not contacting ex boyfriend
how to my ex girlfriend back, i want my ex back after 3 years, etc.

by Vinoth Madivanan

WARNING: This post might hurt you. I did not make this up. It happens around us.
And this is not the conventional Tamil spoken throughout the world, this is our Malaysian version.